Exceedingly Short Arms

Apparently I have very short arms.

Being measured for my wedding dress, I was informed by Mad Harry, my designer, that my arms are tiny. Four centimetres shorter than average. The arms of a midget in fact. Who knew?

Of course this explains a lot including my struggle over many years to touch my toes in yoga. It’s amazing, quite frankly that I’ve survived as long as I have!

And now let the jokes begin…

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