Apparently I have melted the air bed with the heater. Who knew plastic would melt?
I am slowly sinking lower and lower and despite taping the hole, there is a strange goiter which looks like it could burst at any moment. I’m not entirely confident that we’ll make it through the next two nights. It’s also bloody freezing as I have no heating.
On the plus side I have a white room and a bottle of wine. Seems like things could be worse!