I am now a notorious International Homewares Mule.
This consists of carrying essential items like dog food, cushions and curtains in my luggage between London and Nice. While it’s not at the same level as drug smuggling, I am notorious in homewares circles.
I’ve just taken delivery of some lovely new striped beach towels for use by the pool which will be in my hand luggage this Friday along with coffee pods and room permitting, a tennis racquet.
Move over Peru Two, here comes the “Nice One”