I don’t like limbo dancing

I am stuck in limbo and I don’t like it.

In addition to the Catholic interpretation of being stuck between heaven and hell, it’s also that infuriating dance where you bend over backwards and try to inch your way under a pole without touching it. I’m not entirely sure what the difference is. How low can you go?

At this point I feel like I’ve been bending over backwards for several months, inching forward, trying desperately not to knock the pole down and yet making absolutely no progress. Unfortunately this analogy applies to several things and it would appear that every planet is in retrograde, not just Mercury!

At some point, something will have to happen, surely this can’t go on forever? Or isn’t that the whole point, being stuck in limbo for eternity?

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